your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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