The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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