yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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