sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
PANTIES FOUND
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