btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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