brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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