dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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