just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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