Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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