the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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