its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Sext me about skeletons
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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