we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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