you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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