Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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