Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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