I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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