haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Fuck appropriateness.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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