Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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