i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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