carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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