HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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