Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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