i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She just used a chaser for red wine.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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