Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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