never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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