I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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