My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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