Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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