This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This baby is an asshole
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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