can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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