youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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