they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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