i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
is it fun? or sober?
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