There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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