No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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