Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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