Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
