oh god the rape fog is back!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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