It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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