They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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