You can't special order awesome
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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