Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i just google imaged poop.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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