I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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