You work out of a Hotel?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
this hospital has no fireball
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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