What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
