idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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