i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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