I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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