So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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