So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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