i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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