Plan B is the new Plan A
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Come on in and take your pants off
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