let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
