Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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