I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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