Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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