i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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